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Made the mistake of complaining about the job search to my dad

Now he’s harassing me about my LinkedIn and using phrases like “internet handshake” jfc

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devotionaura:

everyone watch this video of my dog gettin embarrassed that i caught him singin


stanakadic:

Jimmy Fallon’s Last Late Night Monologue


Sons of Anarchy typical season trajectory: 

Beginning: Bad things happen

Middle: Good things start to happen, bad things complicate them but we’re making our way to a reasonable solution 

Season finale: OH YOU LIKED THE GOOD THINGS WELL THEY ARE GONE FOREVER JUST GONNA SET FIRE TO EVERYTHING YOU LOVED REAL QUICK LET ME JUST STAB YOU IN THE HEART IT WILL BE LESS PAINFUL


dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 




#i feel like tilda is everyone’s earth mother #someone approaches her and she’s all did you try that stress relieving oatmeal and eucalyptus body scrub i was talking about #you had to mix it in a clay pot remember #good that’s good i thought your aura seemed lighter #even people she doesn’t know she’s like i’m sensing unwellness what can i do tell me what i can do


tonysperkins:

so you’ve fallen in love with an under appreciated actor with a terrible filmography: a memoir


margaerytyrells:

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

  

#A+ #cats